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Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of :
‘ASYLUM’.
Today’s program features another chance to take
part in our exciting competition:
Hop on a boat
And win
A FREE HOUSE!
We’ve already given away hundreds of millions ofdollarsand
thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,
The Australian Taxpayer.
And don’t forget, we’re now the fastest growing game
on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they don’t
already hold a valid Australian Passport,and you only need
one word of English:
‘ASYLUM’
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits
starting at $800a week and a chance to earn thousands more
begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone buy a ticket
to Indonesia And catch the first available boat.
No application ever refused –
reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers
or burn your boat once youenter Australian waters,
and remember the magic password
‘ASYLUM’
A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from
Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to
Indonesiagateway,where agentswere on hand to
fast-track them to theirboat trips toluxuryaccommodation
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners
already staying in hotels all over Australia
Our most popular destinations also include the
Baxter reefand the world famous Christmas Island resort
If you still don’t understand the rules, don’t forget,
there’s no need to phone a friend or ask the audience
Just apply for legal aid.
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.
It won’t costyou a cent.
It could change your life forever .
So play today.
Iraqi Terrorists, Afghan Dissidents, Albanian Gangsters, Pro-Pinochet
Activists, Anti-Pinochet Activists, Kosovan Drug-Smugglers, Tamil Tigers,
Bogus Bosnians, Rwandan Mass Murderers, Somali Guerrillas…
COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the Indonesiafishing ports
Don’t stop in Thailandor Bali
Go straight to Australia
And you are:
GUARANTEED
to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.
Everyone’s a winner, when they play
‘ASYLUM’
FORWARD THIS TO EVERY AUSTRALIAN
TAXPAYER YOU CAN!