REBIRTH OF UNCLE KEN

I, David Cameron, leader of Tories, declare that if you care about your country, you’ve got to care about the health of institutions. And today one of them, more than any other, is in a serious state of decline. Basil Venitis assert that parliaments should be abolished, because they continuously create laws that enslave citizens, constraint economic activity, loot producers, reward drones, and encourage political corruption.
The British parliament used to be a beacon to the world. But the expenses scandal made Uncle Ken(UK) a laughing stock. We apologised to the public, paid back the money that shouldn’t have been claimed, and published all our expenses online to help stop this happening again. We’ve led the way in other areas too, such as MPs’ pay and pensions, cutting the cost of politics. But let me make something clear – this is not over.
I had to act drastically, because my worst nightmare involves Eurokleptocrats, especially Graecokleptocrats! Eurokleptocracy thrives on waste, fraud, and abuse(WFA), and Europeans who don’t know what they’re talking about. European Union(EU), aka Eldorado of Underworld, a vampire confederation of the absurd, condones the antivenitist European Commission(EC), aka Eldorado of Corruption, the European Parliament(EP), aka Eldorado of Prostitutes, Pasok and Nea Democratia, the two most corrupt political parties on Earth. No Graecokleptocrat has ever gone to jail! Basil Venitis asserts that impunity of Graecokleptocrats is the most freakish justice in the world!
The Parliament of Greece, aka the Grand Brothel of Syntagma Square, has 300 prostitutes, aka Graecokleptocrats, the modern minotaurs that suck the blood of Greeks. This is the most infamous house on Earth, prostituting 160 Pasokleptocrats, 91 Neodemokleptocrats, and 49 parakleptocrats. These prostitutes are there to protect their kickbacks, their parliamentary immunity, their pensions, their salaries, their bonuses, their fringes, their freebies, their junkets, their cars, their offices, their secretaries, their bodyguards, their offshore accounts, their orgies, and their spindoctors! They all deserve to be hanged in front of the parliament.
Venitis notes the outrageous total immunity of Graecokleptocrats is the most disgusting thing on Earth! These untouchable shitscums of the Greek parliament and the Greek government rob billions of euros form the Treasury, churn billions of euros of the nest eggs and pension funds of poor workers, grant valuable public land to gay monasteries in exchange for huge kickbacks, receive billion-euro-kickbacks for purchasing arms from US and Russia, and receive billion-euro-kickbacks from Siemens, JPMorgan, Man, and other corrupt companies in exchange for lucrative contracts, elimination of antitrust penalties, and purchasing overpriced defective equipmemt, airplanes that cannot balance, and helicopters that fall down!
We are just starting the job of building the new politics Uncle Ken(UK) needs. Because the anger over expenses reflected something deeper. The sense that people have been left powerless by big government. So it is time to shake things up. We need to redistribute power and responsibility. It’s your community and you should have control over it, so we need decentralisation. It’s your money and you should know what is being done with it, so we need transparency. It’s your life that’s affected by political decisions and the people who make those decisions should answer to you, so we need accountability.
Graecokleptocrats never answer to Greeks! Michael Christoforakos, the former president of Siemens Hellas, set a videocamera in his Siemens office, producing DVDs starring 200 Graecokleptocrats, kept at two public notaries. Christoforakos has the tiptop Greek politicians on DVD kowtowing to him for more kickbacks in exchange for lucrative overpriced contracts! 7 ministers and 80 MPs of Pasok, 5 ministers and 73 ministers of Nea Democratia, and 20 journalists shared two billion euros of kickbacks. Christoforakos, who now lives in Munich, identified former party treasurers John Bartholomew of Nea Democratia and Costas Geitonas of Pasok as the political figures who negotiated the kickbacks. Siemens set aside 10% of the revenue it received from state contracts to pay off Nea Democratia and Pasok as part of a bribery system that ran from 1975 to 2007.
Charlemagne’s efforts to resurrect the Roman Empire have been succeeded over a millennium later by the multipronged armadas of Eurokleptocrats steadily enslaving Europe. Venitis muses from Charlemagne to charlatan! Emperor Barroso is not Charlemagne, but charlatan! He cannot stop Graecokleptocracy. Barroso’s smile has become thin and helpless. From time to time, he loses his habitual fixed smile, and a gray veil seems to descend over his tanned face. He has frequent nightmares of Graecokleptocrats robbing the EU Cohesion Fund, the retirement funds of poor Greek workers, and the Greek Treasury.
These are tough times for the emperor of the European Union(EU), aka Eldorado of Underworld. And Barroso walking into the European Parliament(EP), aka Eldorado of Prostitutes, is a particularly difficult experience. Barroso has turned into a tragicomic figure, who cannot control Greece, the most corrupt country on Earth. Hardly anyone thinks highly of Barroso anymore, a fiasco who cannot rein in Graecokleptocrats, who get million-euro-kickbacks every single day and raid the nest eggs of all Greeks. Venitis points out all Europeans are now criticizing Barroso for being very soft on Graecokleptocrats. Barroso’s desperate attempts to solicit the support of his old backers will lead to nowhwere, unless he ends Graecokleptocracy. The Eldorado of Underworld is holding on to a sadomasochist emperor, who is known to be weak, for reasons of convenience, and because the search for an alternative could lead to a greater spread of the cancer of socialism.
But if there is one political institution that needs decentralisation, transparency, and accountability, it is the EU. For the past few decades, something strange has been happening on the left of British politics. People who think of themselves as progressives have fallen in love with an institution that no one elects, no one can remove, and that hasn’t signed off its accounts for over a decade.
Indeed even to question these things is, apparently, completely beyond the pale. Well, here is a progressive reform plan for Europe. Let’s work together on the things where the EU can really help, like combating climate change, fighting global poverty and spreading free and fair trade. But let’s return to democratic and accountable politics the powers the EU shouldn’t have.
And if we win the election, we will have as the strongest voice for our country’s interests, the man who is leading our campaign for a referendum, the man who will be our new British Foreign Secretary: William Hague. Basil Venitis considers the European Union null and void confederation, because Europeans did not vote for any constitutional treaty! The unelected antivenitist Eurokleptocrats pulled off the biggest powergrab in history by imposing a camouflaged constitution, bypassing all nonos.
Establishing the Lisbon Treaty would be a Pyrrhic victory. It will create a federation, a Fourth Reich, without a popular foundation. EU lacks legitimacy among Europeans. Eurokleptocrats are creating a situation where the citizens of slave States would live their lives with a resigned feeling that the EU project is not their own. We demand every EU slave State to hold a referendum on any EU constitutional treaty. Until this happens, EU is illegal, and VAT is illegal! No vote, no VAT, it’s as simple as that! You have the right to refuse paying VAT!
Venitis has proven that Eurokleptocracy, gigaregulation, Antitrust Armageddon, and gigataxation, especially VAT, are the real causes of the European financial meltdown. Democracy in Europe has deteriorated to kleptocracy, and Europeans are mad as hell. The European Court of Auditors(ECA) refuses to issue a Declaration of Assurance(DAS) of the fraudulent EU budget for the fifteenth consecutive year! There is a major armed revolt of Europeans against antivenitist Eurokleptocrats, which will not end until all Eurokleptocrats, especially Pasokleptocrats and Neodemokleptorats, the most corrupt politicians on Earth, are hanged in front of the parliaments!
Venitis notes the relationship of the Eldorado of Underworld(EU) to its slave States can be fairly described as synergy in kleptocracy! When Greece joined EU in 1981, Greeks hoped EU could control Graecokleptocracy. Instead, to their horror and great disappointment, they saw EU encouraging Graecokleptocracy and imposing the hateful VAT on poor Greeks. Graecokleptocracy fully resonates with Eurokleptocracy! All Eurokleptocrats now emulate Pasokleptocrats and Neodemokleptorats, the most corrupt politicians on Earth!
Vatmonger Emperor Barroso of the European Commission(EC), aka Eldorado of Corruption, is in cahoots with antivenitist Graecokleptocrats, to completely enslave Greeks to Brussels, and yoke poor Greeks with VAT. EU, a Theater of the Absurd, brought no catharsis, but a new layer of vatpachyderm kleptocracy, climaxed with the JPMorgan scandal and the Siemens scandal! The new EU treaty under consideration is just an ergonomy of Eurokleptocracy!
Recognising that what holds society together is responsibility, and that the good society is a responsible society. That’s what I’m about, that’s what any government I lead will be about. Every democracy is eventually hijacked by rabblerousers, pullpeddlers, clans of kleptocrats, bumptious bugaboos, busybodies, butterbabies, nabobs of nepotism, cranks of cronyism, pusillanimous pussyfooters, riffraffs of rascals, socialist sophists, and machiavellian mafiosi. Democracy tends to kleptocracy. Venitism should replace democracy.
The problems we face are big and urgent. Rebuilding our broken economy, because unless we do, our children will be saddled with debt for decades to come. Venitis asserts that only governments can cause economic depressions and funny money. Elimination of kleptocracy and VAT, lower tax rates, and a reduction in the burden of government are the only way to boost growth.
Mending our broken society, because unless we do, we will never solve those stubborn social problems that cause the size of government to rise. The most efficient political system is venitism, where everything is private, there are no taxes at all, there is no parliament, and a powerless infinitesimal government is chosen and supported not by hoi polloi, but by the most generous benefactors.
Fixing our broken politics, because unless we do, we will never reform public services, never see the strong, powerful citizens, who will build the responsible society that we all want to see. You can never prove you’re ready for everything that will come your way as Prime Minister. But you can point to the judgments you’ve made. And you can learn from the mistakes that others have made.
I’ve seen what happens when you win and you waste your mandate obsessing about the 24 hour news cycle and fighting each day as if it’s a new general election, ducking the difficult things that would have really made a difference. That was Blair. And I’ve seen what happens when you turn every decision into a political calculation. That was – that is – Brown.
So I won’t promise things I cannot deliver. But I can look you in the eye and tell you that in a venitist society: If you put in the effort to bring in a wage, you will be better off. If you save money your whole life, you’ll be rewarded. If you start your own business, we’ll be right behind you. If you want to raise a family, we’ll support you. If you’re frightened, we’ll protect you.If you risk your safety to stop a crime, we’ll stand by you. If you risk your life to fight for your country, we will honour you.
Ask me what a Tory government stands for and the answer is this, we will reward those who take responsibility, and care for those who can’t.
So if we cut big government back. If we move society forward.
And if we rebuild responsibility, then we can put Britain back on her feet. I know that today there aren’t many reasons to be cheerful.
But there are reasons to believe. Yes it will be a steep climb. But the view from the summit will be worth it. Let me tell you what I can see.
I see a country where more children grow up with security and love because family life comes first. I see a country where you choose the most important things in life – the school your child goes to and the healthcare you get. I see a country where communities govern themselves – organising local services, independent of Whitehall, a great handing back of power to people.
I see a country with entrepreneurs everywhere, bringing their ideas to life – and life to our great towns and cities. I see a country where it’s not just about the quantity of money, but the quality of life – where we lead the world in saving our planet. I see a country where you’re not so afraid to walk home alone, where you’re safe in the knowledge that right and wrong is restored to law and order.
I see a country where the poorest children go to the best schools not the worst, where birth is never a barrier.
No, we will not make it if we pull in different directions, follow our own interests, take care of only ourselves.
But if we pull together, come together, work together – we will get through this together.
And when we look back we will say not that the government made it happen…
…not that the minister made it happen…
…but the businesswoman made it happen…
…the police officer made it happen…
…the father made it happen…
…the teacher made it happen.
You made it happen.